Tuesday, July 11, 2006

When Love Goes Bad


It seems there's trouble in paradise.


After today'll be no more snuggling up on the couch in the evening to read over the budget. No, the partnership between these two soul mates has been torn asunder by betrayal and dishonesty.

"He promised. He crossed his heart."

"Stop snivelling Peter. I lied. I always lie. Deal."

Doesn't it just fill you with bright shiny happiness?

3 Comments:

Blogger Jellyfish said...

Ha. Peter Costello is such a big girl's blouse.

Life as a sidekick can be tough, eh Peter? For a while there, you were feeling like Rose, the recipient of all the best promises, secrets and adventures... but now he's treating you more like you're boring and expendable. Can you say, MICKEY? Please fuck off to an alternate dimensin quick smart. Ta.

1:31 PM  
Blogger Dr Philm said...

Oh Yes, and what about poor, lonely Jeanette? I wonder how she feels having played Alma to Howard's Ennis for all these years.

"Like I told you before Peter, this was a one-shot deal [mumble...mumble]".

"But you gone and done broke your promise to me Johnny. And I already been making plans for us in Kiribilli".

"I lied to you, you hear. I don't want to be seeing you no more. It's over boy! Over ya hear!!"

2:38 PM  
Blogger canoe said...

Peter Costello is sooo Micky. Dumb, annoying, tin dog that he is.

Dr Philm, welcome to the woderful world of always having a reason to put off working on your thesis.

10:51 AM  

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