Sunday, July 23, 2006

'Origins of the Second World War' by My Local Mechanic

"It was the Aussies who were fightin' 'im. He was just a unknown soldier in Germany and they shoulda killed im and there'd a been no war."

"And it was also the fault of the Jews. They controlled the money and the economy was bad and the Germans believed Rudolph Hitler could save 'em from economic ruin."

Rudolph. Hitler. Had a very shiny nose.


Blogger Hooch said...

Hey canoodle,
sorry to invade your blog with totally unrelated crochet tips - but I found this, and thought it might be a bit more helpful than my 2 second tutorial the other day :)

Solomon's Knot

7:47 PM  
Blogger lili said...


All of the other Nazis
Used to laugh and call him names
(like 'you one-balled megalomaniac')
They wouldn't let poor Rudolph
Join in other Nazi games
(like crazy-ass World Domination)

ooh, and crochet tips! hurrah!!

8:27 PM  
Blogger canoe said...

Hooch, thank you so much.I am still a ten thumbed idiot but I' slowly improving. Slowly.

Lili, who would ever have thought that nazi's and crocheting could make such a complementary pair. Re: the mechanic, you should have heard his take on what's hapening in Lebanon. It has something to do with all the men haveing two wives and fifteen children. Also, apparently my mechanic invented coffee. All by himself.

10:42 PM  
Blogger canoe said...

Lili, I forgot to say great song. I expect a rendition at our next gathering.

10:41 AM  
Blogger mindlessmunkey said...

Canoe - this is possibly the most hot-tea-snortingly funny thing I've ever read on a blog.

Your mechanic sounds like a hoot. Much better than mine who is merely polite and capable, and then asks for $600.

7:43 AM  
Blogger Sponge Girl said...

...something like a rather disappointing hooker, then?

8:42 PM  
Blogger kranki said...

Sponge girl made the sad boy smile.

I happen to love Cab Driver and Mechanic wisdom.

I think we should write a book Mu. Perhaps we could call it Bluecollar Brillance

Rudolph Hitler? Christmas will never be the same again.

May you all get very capable hookers stuffed in your stockings.

9:01 AM  

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